PhD in People Watching

PhD in People Watching

Specialist Ping-Pong Syndrome

The Neurotypical Ritual of Passing the Problem Until the Person Gives Up

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L. Machete
Jul 07, 2026
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Doctor talking on the phone in his office.
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Transcript, obtained via field recording device (your own memory, several hours later, in the shower, replaying every word):

“So I actually think Billing handles that.”

“Okay, I was just transferred here from Billing.”

“Oh! Then it’s probably Member Services.”

“I was transferred here from Member Services forty minutes ago. By you. I recognize your voice.”

“...Let me put you on hold.”

This is not a malfunction. This is the system working exactly as intended. Here’s why.


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